1. 31 Jul


    dealbreaker: Your Cucumber Melon Body Spray Look, I’m sure you were a hot 13 year old in 2001, but if I wanted to feel like I was in the 8th grade again, I’d go hang out of at a jr. high school. But then I’d probably get arrested, so, you know, take a shower and call me when you smell like a grown up. I loooooooooved all that was ‘cucumber melon’ from age 10-14. This is so accurate. Of course now I smell like pomegranate all the time…

    dealbreaker:

    Your Cucumber Melon Body Spray

    Look, I’m sure you were a hot 13 year old in 2001, but if I wanted to feel like I was in the 8th grade again, I’d go hang out of at a jr. high school. But then I’d probably get arrested, so, you know, take a shower and call me when you smell like a grown up.

    I loooooooooved all that was ‘cucumber melon’ from age 10-14. This is so accurate. Of course now I smell like pomegranate all the time…

     
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    I judge people by what they smell like.
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    …this is how I feel....that offends anyone.
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    HAHA, my mom used...by extension, so did I. DEALBREAKER!
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    green clover & aloe : it’s what i imagine art garfunkel smells...after he’s showered.
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    Haha, I was just talking to my friend on the phone the other day about this scent reminding me of middle school…
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    reblogging this based solely on the firm belief that cucumber-melon body spray of any kind smells
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    loooooooooved all that...‘cucumber melon’ from age 10-14. This is so accurate. Of course...
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    Hahaha, ain’t that the truth!
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    totally just said my final goodbyes...plumeria sprays and lotions for this very reason....
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  44. fatmanatee reblogged this from dealbreaker and added:
    got this for my mom...she digs the stuff. DEALBREAKER
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    hahahahahaahah. I used to love this shit.
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  50. pennygeraldine reblogged this from dealbreaker and added:
    Amen.