May 2009
77 posts
They lived in a small town near Reading, the part of the state that is unkindly...
– Observer on Jon & Kate Plus 8.
Um, I have actually never heard the term “Pennsyltucky.” That is not to say it isn’t hilarious and super-accurate, but that this is the first I’ve heard of it. This is approximately, however, the phrase I have heard, which is “300 miles of Alabama in the middle.”
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Man, I can’t wait to show you what I picked out to wear tomorrow.
– Guy whispering excitedly to another guy in the hallway last night. Dorm-style living is uh, great.
Barefoot
So basically, I’m in love with my summer job.
Today I walked barefoot through plots of wheat, testing random leaves for chlorophyll levels. I get to do it for hours tomorrow.
BAREFOOT. OUTSIDE. ALL DAY. I get paid for this?
Milestone
Today marks the first time I’ve found a friend on facebook to be pregnant. I went to check out what her profile picture was, and lo and behold, was her very pregnant belly.
What.
My cousin's cat is so snuggly.
It is better than my cats in this way, and this way alone, but it’s a nice change.
Little Miss Sunshine
Olive: Grandpa, am I pretty?
Grandpa: You are the most beautiful girl in the world.
Olive: You're just saying that.
Grandpa: No! I'm madly in love with you and it's not because of your brains or your personality.
It Has Sprinkles →
jingc:
I am optimistic that there is always something more out there. That we will never hit the end of our ability to evolve and improve. I am optimistic that this cake I’m about to eat will be delicious. It has sprinkles.
I swear, having The Optimist Conspectus in my feed reader really brightens up my day.
Thanks for this.
On the cacti "strapyas" and their inevitable...
Me: lol, all i can think of with the plant thing is me swinging my old phone strap like there was no tomorrow
Laura: like that cactus holder is going to break one day when you drop your phone
and it will just be you, bending over the pinkie tip sized cactus...
crying.
Brian Williams' music blog →
hintsandallegations:
brian williams is the bomb-diggity
Okay. Brian Williams suggesting Camera Obscura? I think I can die happy.
Bottle Blade Mozart. →
devincastro:
Watch as this man rollerblades through rows of partially filled bottles, hitting each bottle and reproducing Mozart’s 40th symphony. I am in love with this. It’s genius.
Tomorrow is mother's day.
I just finished my heartfelt, homemade, handwritten card for my mom. Have you?
Nothing like a few messages from an ex to tarnish a good, peaceful night.
Not gonna let this last. Back to listening to Brett Dennen and regretting missing his concert back in February. Note to self: go to every concert, every comedy show, every performance that seems mildly interesting. It is always a good idea.
Tumblarity?
wtf.
1. go on facebook
alexewing:
lemonmeringue:
2. up + up + down + down + left + right + left + right + B + A + enter
3. freak the fuck out
(special thanks to katie for the protip)
I love the internet.
Ohmygodmetoo.